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§ ITHE LEDGER
UNAUDITED

THE CALLS

A partial record. Full book available upon request. (There is no book.)

Year
Trade
Return
  • 2015
    Long A-shares at 2,900. Out at 5,100.
    +76%
  • 2017
    Long ETH at $13. Sold the top at $1,400.
    +10,669%
  • 2018
    Avoided BitConnect.
    saved
  • 2020
    Long TSLA pre-split. 'Just a car company.'
    +743%
  • 2021
    Longed DOGE before Elon tweeted. He just confirmed what I already knew.
    +12,400%
  • 2022
    Called the FTX collapse. Two weeks early. In Mandarin. Nobody listened.
    untracked
  • 2023
    Long NVDA at $180. AI was obvious.
    +890%
  • 2024
    Long BTC at $42K. 'Too late.' It wasn't.
    +178%
  • 2025
    Longed $ML. Still holding. Always holding.
    ongoing

Returns not verified. Returns not claimed. Returns not the point. The point is I was right.

§ IIA MATTER OF TRANSLATION

I TOLD YOU.
IN MANDARIN.

FTX collapsed ten days later. Nobody listened. Nobody translated. Nobody followed. I don't blame you. I blame your Duolingo streak.

Since then I post in English. Reluctantly.

Max Long studying charts under red light
PLATE IV.Shenzhen · 03:14

ON NOVEMBER 1ST, 2022, I POSTED THIS:

Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls

这个交易所要爆了。别碰。

🚩🚩🚩

(translation: this exchange is about to blow up. don't touch it.)

Nov 1, 202210 days early
§ IIIFROM THE FEED

WISDOM

Pinned takes. Screenshot before they age.

Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 2y

Long never wrong.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 1y

I'm always long.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 11mo

Niu or nothing.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 9mo

I'm not early. You're late.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 7mo

Everyone bearish. I am not everyone.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 5mo

If you're long, I'm longer.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 3mo

The chart is the chart. 牛.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 6w

Short sellers fund my lifestyle.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 2d

They call it gambling when I'm wrong. They call it luck when I'm right. I'm usually right.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 10d

Not financial advice. Financial certainty.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 11d

It's easy to take profit when you're up 10x.

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Max Long
Max Long@MaxLongCalls · 12d

Max Long. Always.

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